Jul 30

saintalicia:

jesus didn’t rise from the dead so you could call bi/pan women lesbians

Jul 30

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

Jul 30

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

Jul 30

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

Jul 30

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Jul 30

stammsternenstaub:

blazersandthings:

Esther Quek

oh man I’d wear shorts suits

Jul 30

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

Jul 30

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

Jul 30

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

Jul 30
mouzeron:

plants have feelings too

mouzeron:

plants have feelings too